Nashville Scooter Jousting Just Became A Thing.

Scooters came to Nashville. Nashville outlawed them. But then they came back and begged people to ride them responsibly. That's why Woody and Jim considered this a dare. And they went scooter jousting with pool noodles in Centennial Park.

To be completely honest, Woody and Jim expected to be stopped by park police. NOPE.

They expected to be arrested. NOPE.

They expected the amba-lance circling their location was there for their protection. NOPE.

They expected the drone to bring the popo. NOPE.

So if you're playing the odds, they're going to get speeding tickets on the way home today.