A woman recently took her car in to a mechanic in Dublin, Ireland because, for some reason, she couldn't get the driver's seat to move forwards or backwards.
And the mechanic quickly found the problem . . . an ADULT LOVE TOY had fallen into the seat rails, so it was blocking the seat from sliding.
The mechanic charged the woman around $80 for labor . . . but just for the diagnosis. The invoice says, quote, "Unwilling to carry out repair due to hygiene concern. Instructed customer on repairs required."