We hate chip readers.
- Do I swipe or not swipe?
- No insert your card
- Unless there's a piece of paper jammed in there that says "Swipe Please"
- Put it in
- Reveal your passcode to the people behind you
- Don't put it in yet
- Don't take it out
- (ALARM GOES OFF!!) Means everything is fine and "Please Remove Card".
This skit describes the experience perfectly.