Chip Readers Are The Worst Thing Ever.

We hate chip readers.

  • Do I swipe or not swipe?
  • No insert your card
  • Unless there's a piece of paper jammed in there that says "Swipe Please"
  • Put it in
  • Reveal your passcode to the people behind you
  • Don't put it in yet
  • Don't take it out
  • (ALARM GOES OFF!!) Means everything is fine and "Please Remove Card".

This skit describes the experience perfectly.

Woody and Jim

Woody and Jim

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