We're pretty sure this is in the book of Revelations. "And thusly, a portion of people will think chocolate milk comes from brown cows".
It's true. A new survey of 1,000 ADULTS shows that 7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. And we figure that must also mean those same brainiacs think white milk comes from white cows.
That works out to roughly 16.4 million people think brown cows make brown (chocolate milk). The Washington Post did the math and that comes out to the entire population of Pennsylvania, and then some.
It should come as no surprise to Woody and Jim Show listeners that Producer Zac (he of the stupid questions) asked, "what I want to know is where the jugs come out?".
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