Controlling Girl's 22 Rules For Her BF Goes Viral


Before we get into this, we have some advice for the guy in this relationship. RUN! Do not look back. Fake your own death. One girl made a list of 22 rules her boyfriend had to follow. And this is the most controlling, insecure girlfriend in history.


This list, which is rumored to have been found inside a used car when it was sold in California, has been making the rounds. BoredPanda circulated it in the post below.  If you don't feel like clicking, we've translated it below.

Here's her rules for her bf.:

  1. You are NOT to have a single girls phone number

  2. You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)

  3. You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)

  4. You are NOT to go to Honda without me

  5. You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week

  6. You are NOT to look at a single girl

  7. If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away

  8. Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out

  9. You are NOT to ask for h--d

  10. You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again

  11. You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again

  12. You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you

  13. I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please

  14. If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house

  15. If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over

  16. If I catch you around girls I kill you

  17. You are NOT to ditch me for your friends

  18. Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!

  19. We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least

  20. If I say jump you say “how high princess”

  21. You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around

  22. You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.


Wait. What was #16 again? 

"If I catch you around girls I kill you"????!!!!

There is no way this relationship lasted. This isn't love, it's a horror movie.