NSFW Thing I Saw In Nashville's Christmas Parade

Warning. This article contains things that will get weird and some would say NSFW (Not Safe For Work).

Despite the Kid Rock controversy. Things went really well in the Nashville Christmas Parade. The performances were great Nashville represented well. But if you had an up close view like I did, there was something I can't "unsee".

The Nashville Children's Theater did a fantastic rendition of "Under The Sea" from their production of The Little Mermaid. It was terrific.  The singing, the dancing, the costumes... just great.

But Woody and I had a front row seat as were announcing the parade. Suddenly, one of the dancers caught my attention during the parades closing number.  At first, all I could see was his head. And it looked like he had a "sea mullet". But then other's said, "Look down!".

That's when they pointed out his tights. His costume was so tight, you could see everything. EVERYTHING. We could tell if he was circumcised.  I have blurred out the faces in this pic to save this person who showed it all to a parade audience. Mullet man is on the right.

If you want to see any closer, it's on you. Do that spreading your fingers apart on your phone move.  

So my advice is, see this wonderful show (now playing). And to the theater troop, wear a cup.

Woody and Jim

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