This Uber driver's story and menu have been making the rounds with great hilarity. For Ure, the Uber driver and licensed EMT, he quickly grew to legendary status after a passenger tweeted out this pic.
He hands them to his customers and let's them choose the kind of ride they want. He's quick witted and with the urging of his dad, he's made a twitter account so he can tell the interesting stories he encounters and he can interact with fans who love him.
But Urie is not the man in the headline. We were actually referring to this menu from a Nashville Lyft driver that is much funnier, but on the dark side. The pic says he's "John: the Lyft driver". His options about the ride range from the pleasant, to the quiet, to the absolutely bizarre.
For the record, both these guys rule.
Although this has been posted everywhere, it was only credited once on reddit as (xpost from r/mildlyinteresting)/.
Here's some close ups: