New Party Vehicle Shows Nashville Is Out Of Control

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the "alternative party transportation vehicles" came in this order.

  • limos as long as a football field
  • stretch Hummers as limos
  • party bus
  • pedal taverns
  • hay rides pulled by tractors
  • hot tubs on wheels
  • scooters (for those that like to party individually)

Then we see this thing.

Yes, it's a dining room table. On a flatbed 18 wheeler. With chairs that we hope are nailed down.

Should we even mention the giant shopping cart? Oops. Just did.

This is the end. It's in Revelations. Look it up.