Animals on scooters are cute. People riding scooters drunk are not cute.
Some of you may find this video extremely amusing. It's taken from body cams of police officers in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The outrage And insane logic of Lily is of course unwarranted. Metro Nashville police are inching slowly towards getting body cameras. Hopefully, they won't have any videos of drunk people driving scooters in Nashville.
But who am I kidding? Drunk people in Nashville are starting to become the symbol of Music City. And if they have scooters nearby, they will use them, regardless of the danger.
WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE.