I'd like a large cheese and pepperoni pizza with a big snake on the side. That's not what this family ordered when they put a pizza in their oven at home.
The helm family in North Carolina saw smoke coming from their oven while it was baking a frozen pizza. Mom told the kids to back away in case there was a fire. No fire. It was a rather large snake at the bottom of the oven, slightly charred. They immediately threw the pizza and the snake in the garbage. They'll be calling animal control experts to see how the snake got into the oven.
Apparently this happens from time to time.
A lot.