There's a dude from Ukraine who recently woke up to find that his wife locked him in a chastity belt that "strangulated" his penis. Clearly, she was a bit concerned about his ability to remain faithful.
He reportedly tried to get it off himself and was unsuccessful, at which point he went to a local hospital for assistance. Doctors couldn't remove it either, so they had to call an emergency team to saw it off.
A member of the special rescue team told news outlets "We often face similar incidents and are quite trained in removing rings, handcuffs and other objects off people’s bodies. In this case, we actually saved the man’s penis. He will be able to become a father in the future."
The poor unfortunate soul is currently being treated in the hospital and expects for his life to return to normal soon, although he is considering getting a divorce.