Woman Pooped in a Cop Car to Hide Her Drugs and Valentine's Day Card


32-year-old Shannen Martin. The poopinator.

On February 21st, 2018, Shannen was busted for shoplifting at a grocery store.

And she intentionally POOPED in the back of the cop car so she'd have a place to hide her crack, her crack pipe, and a Valentine's Day card.

A cop wound up sifting through that "present" in the backseat and found all the drugs AND the card. 

Shannen wound up pleading guilty to possession of a controlled substance and tampering with evidence. She got probation last year.

But her probation was revoked in September when she kept violating the agreement, so now she's been sentenced to three years in prison. 

Surprisingly, this didn't happen in Florida. Texas gets to share in this glory. And while the story doesn't mention the size of the "present", everything's bigger in Texas.