Because making the french fries was taking too long, a customer assaulted (or should that be "a salted"? get it? cuz it's fries) a Nashville McDonald's employee. Metro police responded to the call at the McDonalds on Brick Church Pike.
According to the PD report, the suspect arrived at the McDonalds and placed her order. When the she felt it was taking too long, she was not "lovin' it". That's when ish got real.
The report says the woman got mad about the wait, went around the counter and smashed a metal fry scoop into the forehead of the McDonalds employee! The victim had a gash in their forehead.
Then the suspect escaped the restaurant. She is described as female, accompanied by a friend and CHILDREN! They left in a silver Chevy Impala. If you know anything about the assault, call Crime Stoppers at 615-742-7463.
Cut people a break everyone! No one is working anywhere. So every place is shorthanded. Don't assault the people who did show up! Thank them for being there instead and calm the "f" down.