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Police Dept Issues Valentine Advice For Stupid Men

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The police department in Winston, Massachusetts took to social media to show stupid guys how not to mess up Valentine's Day.

Among some of the helpful ideas for clueless guys:

  • Fellas, a pharmacy is where you might go to purchase a card for your significant other. A card is a folded piece of paper with pictures on the front; typically of hearts or silhouettes of couples holding hands.
  • Thankfully, companies like Hallmark are staffed with a multitude of employees that can articulate and decipher a man’s thoughts and apply them to a properly decorated 4”x 6” card.
  • STAY FOCUSED! You might have to drive past a Home Depot, Lowes, or a liquor store or two in order to get to your destination. Fight the urge; do not deviate from your mission.

Before listing a few local pharmacies and their addresses, they gave stupid guys a pep talk: "Best of luck Boys! We believe in you! We know you can do it!




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