There was crack in someone's crack.
According to Metro Nashville affidavits, several cops noticed a drug deal going down between two men and a woman near 7th avenue and Drexel Street. They say narcotics were trading hands between Mark Wilson, 50, Jamaine Miller, 22, and Jasmine Toler, 20.
When the cops closed in, they say Wilson threw something on the ground. When inspected, the cloth contained 1.4 grams of what looked like crack cocaine. All three were arrested.
According to a warrant, Jasmine Toler had 9.6 kilograms of crack cocaine hidden in the crack of her buttocks. BTW, she is also pregnant.
Crack is whack. Don't do drugs. Crack in someone's crack is hilarious, and illegal.