If you're like me and you're too poor to buy an actual boat, you might consider grabbing one of these "personal animal islands" from Sam's Club before summer arrives!
These *fRiCkiN' HuGe* party floats can sit up to six adults, and come complete with both seats and cup holders. There are also three different animals to choose from -- flamingo, peacock or unicorn!
The Instagram-friendly floats cost $149.98 each.