Guy Robs a Pet Store by Shoving Live Fish Down His Pants


 We've seen people try to steal full racks of ribs by shoving them down their pants before. 

A couple named Cruz Garcia Jr. and Crystal Dixon walked into a pet store in Clearwater, Florida earlier this month. Crystal distracted the cashier, Cruz shoved several EXOTIC FISH down his pants and walked out with them. He put them in plastic bags first.  So they weren't just flopping around in his underwear . . . which is lucky for the fish, I guess.

The cashier realized what happened when she saw drops of water on the floor next to their tanks.  And she was able to get their license plate number before they drove off.

This story actually makes me laugh in a way because a LONGGGGG time ago when Rivergate Mall had a pet store, I was accused of stealing a hamster, yes a HAMSTER! The lady said I stuck it in my pocket and then when I saw her, I left the hamster in another store. I never stole the hamster but I was banned from the pet store.