New Goat Mayor Celebrates First Day In Office By Taking A Dump On The Floor

Stories like these are great! So a small town in Vermont decided to hold an election for an 'honorary mayor' for charity. Voters had to choose from more than a dozen animal candidates, everything from the goat to a dog that likes sucking on pacifiers.

After the election was over, a goat named Lincoln won. What makes this story the best thing on the internet is her first order of business after being sworn in? Take a deuce on the floor!!

Fair Haven Town Manager Joe Gunter came up with this idea of electing an animal as honorary mayor as a way to raise money for a local playground for the small Vermont town.