Jacob Jordan and Robert Lee are both waiters who do the graveyard shift at a Denny's in Bryant, Arkansas. And last week, they both had a table waiting on a plate of chicken tenders.
The cooks put out one plate, and Jacob and Robert got into a fight over whose table was going to get it. Eventually they started throwing punches and the cops came.
And when the cops ran their IDs . . . they found out BOTH guys had lots of outstanding warrants.
So both guys were arrested for battery, and now they'll be facing their other charges too.