This is a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach. According to Wikipedia, it's one of the largest species of cockroaches, often reaching lengths of 2-3" long. It's best known for the hissing sound that it makes when it is disturbed (males also use it to attract females).
Pretty gross, right?
Well, the Bronx Zoo thinks they're pretty romantic.
For just $10 (!!!), you can NAME A COCKROACH in honor of your significant other for Valentine's Day
That's right! You've heard of naming a star or a puppy after the love of your life, but why would you do that when you can name a cockroach after them? And not just any cockroach...one that HISSES.
Imagine her face on Valentine's Day when you present her with a certificate knowing that she'll be forever remembered in such a unique way.
Oh, and if that's not enough to woo her, for a little bit larger donation, you can also get a plush cockroach and a box of chocolates.
Wanna give her the Valentine's Day she'll never forget? Click here to name a roach after her.
This definitely feels like something I would do to my ex...NOT someone I'm currently trying to impress.