A baby in Missouri had the birthday party that we all dream of...AND SHE'S ONE YEAR OLD
The baby, Delta Rose, DOES have a Taco Bell backstory (although does it matter? Because tacos). Delta's Mom apparently went into labor with her older sister...IN a Taco Bell drive-through.
So, instead of smashing a cake like most 1-year olds, they decided to let Delta smash tacos.
And smash them she did
Basically all of our faces while eating a taco
AND all of our faces when we run out of taco
But then we're okay again because there are more tacos
And now...it's time for me to leave to go buy tacos