Jessica Simpson was on Ellen yesterday pitching her clothing line and teasing some new music (really!?!?), but things got pretty awkward in a hurry.
Jessica's not exactly known for being a wordsmith (remember her reality show with Nick Lachey?) but this is a whole new level of strange.
From struggling with the number of years she's been married to a very odd exchange about massages to mermaid "manhandlers"...
I don't know whether to feel worse for Jessica, who seems to be SUPER nervous, or for Ellen, who's clearly struggling to be a pro here. Check it out and cringe along with me.