McDonald's is killing my childhood.
Okay, yes, I'm dramatic, but NO MORE CHEESEBURGERS IN HAPPY MEALS!?!?!?!
The fast food giant announced yesterday that they were pulling cheeseburger and chocolate milk options off of their Happy Meal menu as part of their continuing initiative to provide healthier options for kids.
You won't be able to order a cheeseburger Happy Meal at McDonald's soon. pic.twitter.com/Slpn1bqnhv— CNBC (@CNBC) February 15, 2018
The move comes from a good place, as now every one of McDonald's Happy Meals will come in under a trim 600 calories, but nonetheless the internet isn't sure.
As a McDonald's stock owner, I want to know: what moron came up with the no-cheeseburger Happy Meal?! Time to sell my stock.— Tom May (@ThomasPMay) February 15, 2018
Seriously McDonald's: What the hell is so happy about a Happy Meal that doesn't have a cheeseburger? That's more like a clinically depressed meal.— Josh Hall (@realJoshuaHall) February 15, 2018
Will @McDonalds Happy Meal now be called the "Meh Meal?"— Angie E.Pennyfeather (@AngieNTheCity) February 15, 2018
That's not a Happy Meal. That's a Sad Meal.— Savannah Bruce (@Savannahrie) February 15, 2018
McDonald's 'banishing' Chocolate Milk and Cheeseburgers from Happy Meal menus. Who writes their PR stuff, an evil Duke?— Gavin Spence (@GeshGav) February 15, 2018
A+ for the attempt, but RIP Cheeseburger Happy Meals. It's been lovely knowing you.