It's been a while since we had a crazy Starbucks Instagram trend. There was the unicorn frappuccino and the zombie frappucino, and a couple of others that came and went.
And now...brace for it.
Here comes the Crystal Ball Frappuccino.
I'm not entirely sure what's so "crystal ball-ish" about them, but it's basically a peaches and cream frapp with rock candy sprinkles.
WHICH SOUNDS DISGUSTING.
Sorry, Starbucks, I love you and I spend an enormous amount of money on you. But this has to look so much better than it tastes.
Even your baristas agree, and are already bracing for impact.
i’m already annoyed just thinking about how many people are gonna come on thursday to get the crystal ball frappuccino, it’s trash btw, it literally just tastes like you’re drinking sugar with a hint of peach— lindsey (@cryingwithmila) March 20, 2018
The crystal ball Frappuccino comes out soon and I am not ready to make them at 6am— natalia (@nataliakasner) March 19, 2018
If you love me, and your fellow baristas, do not order the Crystal Ball Frappuccino this week. Please.— Lightskin Keith Sweat (@ElliotKooza) March 20, 2018
If you want one on your Instagram, the Crystal Ball Frappuccino comes out Thursday "while supplies last"...or until your friendly neighborhood barista throws all the rock candy sprinkles away so they don't have to make them anymore.