It's been a while since we had a crazy Starbucks Instagram trend. There was the unicorn frappuccino and the zombie frappucino, and a couple of others that came and went.
And now...brace for it.
Here comes the Crystal Ball Frappuccino.
I'm not entirely sure what's so "crystal ball-ish" about them, but it's basically a peaches and cream frapp with rock candy sprinkles.
WHICH SOUNDS DISGUSTING.
Sorry, Starbucks, I love you and I spend an enormous amount of money on you. But this has to look so much better than it tastes.
Even your baristas agree, and are already bracing for impact.
If you want one on your Instagram, the Crystal Ball Frappuccino comes out Thursday "while supplies last"...or until your friendly neighborhood barista throws all the rock candy sprinkles away so they don't have to make them anymore.