Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the future President of the United States...Alice the 9-year old.
Comedian Bess Kalb introduced us to her 9-year old cousin Alice, who has secretly been doing the New Yorker's caption contest for months...and is OWNING it.
Just scroll through LOOK at some of this masterful comedy gold!
How much do you LOVE the last one? "The air is good out here"
Or, even better, my personal favorite: "looks like you have a case of the gumdrops".
It's such a Dad joke, but it's so good!!!!
There are so many (she grabs every issue before her mom can get ahold of it) and every single one of them is perfect. pic.twitter.com/vsnG2unIbN— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) April 4, 2018
Needless to say, Twitter is obsessed with Alice, who apparently is also an amazing kid who loves her little brother.
“well, that’s new” is such a perfect, evergreen caption— Sam Fishell (@SamFishell) April 4, 2018
We don't deserve this. Thank you and thank Alice.— Catherine (@catherineshakes) April 4, 2018
Can we please make “OMG every thing is going RONG” the new “This is Fine” meme????— theorem10 (@theorem10) April 5, 2018
I've been a professional joke writer for 25 years and these are some of the CLEVEREST jokes I've ever seen. Sure, they work on a base level most of you will enjoy but believe me these go DEEP. Ill be watching here career with interest!— bad G (@MarkChutney) April 5, 2018
Let me say, on behalf of everyone in the world, thank you for existing, Alice.