Wendy's no longer holds on a monopoly on food-related Twitter trolling. Pop-tarts has quietly been stepping up their game over the last few weeks, and their target? People who ruin Pop-Tarts.
Apparently, some monsters out there don't enjoy Pop-Tarts for the sake of a Pop-Tart. Instead, they choose to ruin that frosted, toasted, goodness with extra seasoning, dip, cheese, or worse. And Pop-Tarts is NOT having it.
Dear Christian,— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) May 31, 2018
1. Can you not
2. Congratulations for disrespecting a Pop-Tart
3. Lose the stache
4. Here's the attention you ordered https://t.co/8CDYpjuQTH
How many retweets for you to not request gross ideas and also to spell correctly https://t.co/5bGjzwkkNv— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) May 3, 2018
How many RTs for you to delete your account https://t.co/NJAsG4FeZh— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) April 13, 2018
Hello Aaron,— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) May 1, 2018
1. Good job finding this photo on the internet, I know it’s from Iowa
2. It’s still unacceptable
3. Here’s the attention you were looking for https://t.co/1tBeecnpvS
I'm not sure why people need to take the time out of their "busy" (jk) lives to ruin a Pop-Tart and try to get some attention but congratulations this is the most famous you'll ever be https://t.co/ERqNw4AS53— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) June 27, 2018
Basically, Pop-Tarts has had enough of your stupid ideas. JUST EAT THE D**N POP-TART AND ENJOY IT IN THE STATE THAT GOD (AND KELLOGG'S) INTENDED.
To be fair, Pop-Tarts has been pretty strong at the Twitter game for a while:
A steady paycheck https://t.co/uCJHvreD88— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) February 21, 2018
You and 9.4 billion other Americans https://t.co/mh8RAbzlFc— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) January 3, 2018
But the recent trolling spree is next level, and I totally support the sass.
JUST EAT THE POP-TARTS.