Pumpkin Spice Season is upon us, and Starbucks is teasing us with a new product that will make your basic inner self scream in delight....pumpkin spice cookie straws
So what's a cookie straw? Well, it's basically a rolled wafer cookie with a hint of white chocolate, and filled with a layer of white chocolate and pumpkin spices inside.
Oh, and they come in CANS. In grocery stores.
So, it's not like you're walking into a Starbucks and ashamedly forking over an exorbitant amount of money for ONE cookie straw. No, my friend, you can buy a can of these bad boys and gorge yourself on cookie straws while wearing your favorite stretchy pants with NO ONE JUDGING YOU.
The basic white girl in me is super excited about these pumpkin spice cookie straws from Starbucks. 🤷🏻♀️— Paige (@Paige_ao718) August 9, 2018
Oh, and because plastic straws are bad for the environment, don't worry. These straws won't ever make it into the ocean.