USA Today Wrote a Guide To Teen Slang And It's Really Stupid

posted by Jonathan - 

USA Today used to be Gucci, but the new article they printed about teen slang is so extra that you might even call it cringey.  We don't stan them.

If you don't understand the dumb sentence above, maybe one of America's allegedly most reliable print media sources can help.

See, USA Today...a legitimate newspaper serving up hard news and issues that face our country on a daily basis, printed a guide to teen slang. And it's, well, not lit.

Great news! Now you can tell your kids that you understand their conversations because YOU READ SOMETHING IN A NEWSPAPER, because that won't make you sound a hundred years old.

Safe to say the internet is loving this.

Honestly, this whole list is...(checks article)...sus.

Jonathan

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