This Dude Claims He Had a Threesome with a Ghost for Valentine's Day


If Valentine's Day isn't your holiday, perhaps you're just looking for love in all the wrong places...like, ya know...the plane of the living.

A man named Gary Denoia in Jersey City, New Jersey claims that he spent Valentine's Day in a romantic menage-a-trois with two ghosts, including one he's been in a committed relationship with for two years.

The 35-year old tells The Daily Star claims to have been in a relationship with a ghost named Lisa for over two years, but this year they're taking their relationship to a different level, by having a threesome with another ghost - a friend of Lisa's named Sadie.

“Her only rule is she doesn’t want me kissing her friend Sadie, which I am totally okay with," says Denoia.

But it's not just about paranormal sex for the couple. He also loves being romantic, by making breakfast in bed and leaving notes hidden throughout their apartment for her to find while he's at work.

Now, to be fair, there's a better than average change that this dude is making up a sensational story for attention. His Instagram claims that he makes "funny vids on the regs" and does impressions and web series. So my guess would be that Gary is just scamming us all for some quick notoriety.

In which case, congrats Gary. Here's some more press for you.