A new listing for Candy Funhouse has a position of "Chief Candy Officer" available for $78,000 a year.
What would your duties entail? The CCO will have to try “at least” 3,500 snacks a month. That would mean tasting over 100 pieces of candy or snacks a day to give it the CCO stamp of approval. No prior experience is necessary, but you will have to be comfortable being in front of a camera as the CCO will appear in videos and "essentially become an icon."
Oh, and don't worry... you'll also have the best dental plan they offer if you take the job.