I can't be the only extra lazy person out there, can I? There's gotta be more people out there looking at these people running the marathon this weekend and thinking "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"!
But at the same time, I wanna take part in a race just so I can say I did it...and maybe get a medal or something. So, the Boerne 0.5k was basically made for me! Yep... its a 0.5k....not even a third of a mile. It is literally PERFECT for lazy motherf****** like me that want to say they accomplished something but don't want to put in any of the effort.
Unfortunately I'd have to go all the way to Texas to take part in the "race", which is NOT gonna happen, but maybe Nashville will catch on some day and bring it to town!
According to the event's Facebook page, they will have a "possibly fully staffed, or not staffed at all, medical tent will be in place, you know, just in case. 546 yards is nothing to take too lightly", which makes me want to participate even more cause their sass is ON POINT.
For only $25, you get beer, a "pretentious oval Euro-style 0.5k" sticker, t-shirt, participation medal, coffee, and DONUTS! So, basically this is a perfect use of $25 and Nashville needs to get on board and make a race for all us lazy people out there!