Just like nobody asked for 280 characters on Twitter (WHERE'S THE DAMN EDIT BUTTON THO), literally nobody asked for thigh high Uggs -- but they were just thrust upon the world anyway.
Y/Project debuted the boots at Paris Fashion Week, and the internet has a lot of feelings.
“Putting on Uggs is like putting your foot in a warm pot of butter, and I thought why not elevate that and immerse your full legs!” Glenn Martens [Y/Project's creative director] explained. “So we decided to design an Ugg boot that climbs up to the crotch and covers the whole leg.”
If you want a pair -- and some people actually do!!! -- they'll be available for purchase later this year, and will cost anywhere from $270 to $1,380, according to the New York Post.