Jennifer Lawrence Is Engaged & Hearts Around the World Are Broken

I'm not trying to harm you emotionally tHiS eArLy iN tHe MorNiNg, but I feel it is my personal responsibility to inform you that Jennifer Lawrence is engaged .

Apparently the lucky guy is Cooke Maroney , who runs an art gallery and has a beard. That's about the extent of the world's knowledge.

Our very own Jim Chandler [of Woody & Jim Show infamy] has had quite the crush on J-Law --pretty sure that her propensity for face-planting in public spaces is what did him in-- and his reaction speaks for many people. Cut to Michael Scott, who says: If you break that girl's heart, I will literally kill you and your entire family.