Lizzo [who according to a recent DNA test was found to be 100% that bitch] just revealed that she 'would love to be The Bachelorette' -- and she has some pretty explicit conditions.
"If I was The Bachelorette, it would just be the coolest season ever. The men would have to be naked and they would have to wear little thong briefs and they would have to feed me grapes," Lizzo said in an interview with Cosmpolitan. "It would be mandatory to get my pussy eaten at least once on the whole season, and it would have to be filmed. It can be blurred, but I would want the people to know."
We'll let you know if and how ABC responds to the idea.