Contestant Brings 'Emotional Support Cow' Named Ashley to 'The Bachelor'

Monday night's episode of The Bachelor was all about introductions; you know, where a couple dozen women take turns sauntering out of a limousine [and straight into the arms of the season's man-candy].

The most important moment of the episode for me was when a contestant named Jenna introduced us all to her frickin' ~*EmOtiOnAL sUpPoRt CoW*~, Ashley. Scroll for hot takes, y'all.